pathetic and paranoid

pathetic and paranoid





hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair

(Source: baebees, via champjolie)

I’m home and there’s minions on my shirt
Hanging out at starbucks waiting for my flight and trying pumpkin spice latte for the first time